Friday, September 12, 2008

Dinosaurs

I've written some poems about dinosaurs:

Raptors
Claws, tail, toes, and teeth
Runs in groups of five
Oh what horror we’ve unleashed!
We’re all gonna die

Brontosaur
There’s a dino on the floor
it seems he’s lost his head.
We’ve got one from Camarasaur,
put that one on instead.

Tyrannosaur
This guy is just twelve feet tall
can’t really catch a Jeep
Still the scariest of all
Fences down! beep beep beep beep

Pteranodon I
Oh my God it can fly
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
run away run away fuck

Pteranodon II
Oh my God these ones can fly
Now we’ll need a huge bird cage
Lest we all abruptly die
by the soaring wing of rage

Archaeopteryx
Oldest bird we’ve ever found
Not the least bit scary
It evolved to leave the ground
Whilst we chose to be hairy

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